Golf quips

by Helen Exley

Publisher: Exley in New York, Watford

Written in English
Cover of: Golf quips | Helen Exley
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Subjects:

  • Golf,
  • Humor,
  • Miscellanea

Edition Notes

Statement[edited and pictures selected by Helen Exley]
The Physical Object
Pagination[56] p. :
Number of Pages56
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL24981705M
ISBN 101850159297
ISBN 109781850159292
OCLC/WorldCa39606173

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